March 2012
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A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Review →
My review of NOEM 3: DW is up at Yell! Read it and its legitimate qualities and John Saxon-centric humor.
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Dating Tips For You and Your Philias: Trichophilia →
“Tip 1: Make your compliments deeper and more weighty. Girls get told “You have beautiful hair” all the time, but you have to go one better than that. Add elaborate metaphors to what you say, such as “Do you remember that part in every movie with The Rock where The Rock takes his shirt off? Girls like abs, right? Okay, well, take that, and inverse it to hair and make it relate to me and you...
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Cool Facts To Impress Your About To Be Mediocre... →
I’m going to tumblr it all, eventually.
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“But I have examples. Twelve of them! That’s more than 8 of them, which is the age of some kids. And you’re smarter than a kid aren’t you? Yeah. You are. Most things are. Including big dogs and html coding. Kids are dumb. Be better than them, Champ.”
I hold books. Follow me. →
I hold books, ladies.
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