Erin Gibson: Pretty Funny (Minus the Funny) →
gibblertron: I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so…
They on my music, but not my mind.– Pitbull (via somethingfell)
#no Blake Shelton's Twitter →
“When celebrities respond to fans, it’s always interesting. Sometimes they handle it with poise and dignity, and sometimes they act irrationally. And sometimes, they’re Blake Shelton. And that means they’ll act like a fucking idiot.”
The Literary Review: PARTY MOVES guys can't resist →
“I’ve had 23 years of experience being a guy, so when Seventeen magazine told me that it had moves that I just couldn’t resist, challenge accepted.”
Just Finished Eastbound And Down
Decent final episode from a show that, overall, was one big finale. Adios, Kenny Powers. It was pretty funny.
14-year-old Forrest J. Ackerman writes to Edgar...