Erin Gibson: Pretty Funny (Minus the Funny) →
gibblertron: I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so…
They on my music, but not my mind.– Pitbull (via somethingfell)
#no Blake Shelton's Twitter →
“When celebrities respond to fans, it’s always interesting. Sometimes they handle it with poise and dignity, and sometimes they act irrationally. And sometimes, they’re Blake Shelton. And that means they’ll act like a fucking idiot.”
The Literary Review: PARTY MOVES guys can't resist →
“I’ve had 23 years of experience being a guy, so when Seventeen magazine told me that it had moves that I just couldn’t resist, challenge accepted.”
Just Finished Eastbound And Down
Decent final episode from a show that, overall, was one big finale. Adios, Kenny Powers. It was pretty funny.
14-year-old Forrest J. Ackerman writes to Edgar...
The Minds Of Madmen: Search Terms →
I write about the ridiculous ways that people have found my website. You’re crazy, internet.
More ‘77 The Hills Have Eyes gifs, so that I have more things to reblog. Seriously though, original The Hills Have Eyes is like The Last House On The Left The Animated Series. It maintains the grit and brutality of Last House, but it adds the fantastical elements (deserted “wasteland”, the clannish, deformed family) to make it more distended from reality. It’s a cartoon...
Condescending Wonka VS Johnny Depp →
“People who create Condescending Wonkas are the closest thing that the world has to closet sarcastics. They’re so fed up with some common, inane problem or phrase that they have to show your comeback to it, albeit only after they’ve placed it on top of Gene Wilder’s smirk. Rather than comment back to the source of your issue, they release this picture instead, letting the whole world know...
You know what, I will Add a Text Post
Here’s a thought: Maybe if you told someone what you were feeling instead of reblogging a picture of a rainy background with the words “I miss you” on it, you’d be way happier. Then again, my favorite movies are The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Robocop, so all I know about love is the part where I sneak out of your apartment in the early morning.
Whatever A Spider Can: The Menace Of Mysterio →
“This episode was 21 minutes long, which is the biggest case of over-confidence that I’ve ever seen. A regular story in Spider-Man is about 10 minutes in length, and half of that is Spider-Man talking to himself to kill time. I could only imagine what methods the creative team would use to trick an audience into thinking that their plot could fill a near half-hour. And by the time I finished...
Jokes About Video Games →
Video games aren’t necessarily my “area of expertise” but I’ve written 3 articles for a newly launched site called “Prancing Laggard Pub.” Here’s a link to my stuff, but check out the site.
Intruders Review →
Read as my review of the movie Intruders just becomes an excuse for me to make jokes about Clive Owen punching ghosts. http://danielsfunny.com/
I'd Never Seen Son Of Kong →
“Son of Kong has potential, but he needs to work on power with his punches. Also, the kid has a pretty good rear naked choke. His Dad, though old, could’ve taught him a thing or two about striking tactics and how to play to your endurance advantage when you’re mat grappling.” http://danielsfunny.com/
Whatever A Spider Can: Electro The Human Lightning... →
“If someone sees the headline “Elephant Escapes In Children’s Hospital,” one can only expect that the corresponding story will consist of total tragedy. When I saw the title “Electro The Human Lightning Bolt,” I got the same kind of feeling. Electro, for all its nerdiness, is a projectile-weapon based villain. Thus, he will require some sort of decent quality animation to pull off....