The Curse Of Frankenstein Review →
“…Hammer Films exploited three new elements in this take: Color, blood, and more Dr. Frankenstein. The first two of these go hand-in-hand. The color in this film is vivid, and for those raised on seeing the Universal Frankenstein films, the only thing I can liken it to is having sex with a real women after you’ve been having sex with a real cabbage. You sort of know what to expect, but...
The Franklin Scale →
“Because when the helpless, wheel-chair bound character is the one you most want to see turned into a hillbilly’s dinner, you know that something special is happening. So prepare to give a name to your pain, readers. And that name is Franklin.”
Piranha 3DD Will Be The Greatest Film Ever →
“For all these reasons (and, with a movie this potentially fan-fucking-tastic, there will be probably be more), Piranha 3DD will be the greatest thing earth-people have ever laid eyes on. If the film doesn’t out-gross Avatar, I will be legitimately disappointed with humanity.”
Get to reblogging gifs of Dale’s death STAT.