February 2012
40 posts
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Luke Bryan: Apocalypse →
“I don’t need to explain Luke Bryan anymore than I already have. Everyone knows of his magical abilities to turn pick-up truck fumes into female orgasms. We have heard that, whenever he hears rap music, he has to retreat to his cave-barn to reattach his skin. Shirt sleeves dissolve in his presence. When he was raised to earth, his hooves transformed into cowboy boots. He refuses to let his...
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Cooler Facts To Keep Your Mediocre Friends... →
“Friendships are based around the concept that someone sucks and someone else doesn’t.”
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The Literary Review: Waffle House Application →
“However, I know what it’s like to be drunk and hungry for eggs at 2:30 A.M., so I love the Waffle House. Because, when you’re hammered and putting butter on toast, you rarely notice that the tables look like they haven’t been cleaned since before black people could sit at them.”
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Dan Telfer's "House" Spec Script →
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read lately.
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3 Animal Attack Films You Should See →
“The bear paws her so hard that her arm comes off. And by comes off, I mean literally takes flight away from her stupid, medically ill-informed torso.”
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I think Sideways
I think “Sideways” would’ve made a cool, “The Hangover” type franchise. In the sequel, Jack and Miles could go to Portugal and Italy. And in the last part of the trilogy, they introduce wine to the Japanese. Japan may already have wine, but I know so little about that culture that I do what’s best for drama, rather than maintain accurate depictions of a...
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In Response To "Facebook Parenting: For the... →
I hated this video. I hope you do too.
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The 6 Types Of Valentine's Day Complainers →
Take all the friends you hate today, and learn to categorize them.
People Dying
PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMOUS FOR DRUGS AND SONGS ARE DYING AND GETTING ALL THE NEWS AND SOLDIERS WHO ARE DYING GET NO NEWS.
LATER, ANOTHER TOP STORY, THINGS THAT HAPPEN A LOT, USUALLY DO
Get over yourselves. Yes, soldiers fight and if they die, they don’t get a lot of press. You should never expect them to. They’re not famous. Sure, they’re fighting for our country but no one is going...
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#no #MixedRaceProblems
“ I don’t know if they spent the first sixteen years of their life asking “Mom, am I black?” only to get the response “It speaks?!” but these people seem to have the hardest time filling out their SAT’s.”
#no #MixedRaceProblems
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Welcome To Tumblr
Tumblr is a great way to connect your friends with your interests with your Ryan Gosling gifs with your emotional quotes with your super-hip art (that sometimes has emotional quotes on it. But don’t tell anyone that you’re super lame, k? :P)
Since my website http://danielsfunny.com/ is for all my articles and jokes, I’m gonna use Tumblr for everything otherwise. You’ll get...
