May 2013
49 posts
“But what if some horrible thing happens in the news and it looks like I’m insensitive for just posting reviews like everything is normal? That’s why I want you to know it’s pre-programmed. If a megasnake attacks or something don’t be offended by my just posting a review. But don’t you think if I let a megasnake stop me from posting two reviews of cult movies then the megasnake has won? fuck...
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McDonald's' Strange New Advertising Strategy →
In my opinion, McDonald’s doesn’t really need an ad campaign. The people of earth are aware of McDonald’s in the same way that you don’t have to remember how to breathe. McDonald’s simply happens. …
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The Sadness Of Flo Rida: Part 3 →
What is a man? Is it a being of flesh and blood? Is it a state, a collection of ideas and themes? Or is it a Club, a single mission, a single party, a single purpose? These are questions that we ha…
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Daniel's Double Feature 4 (King Kong Lives/Digimon... →
King Kong Lives (1986) Directed by John Guillermin I don’t like to watch bad films that are purely bad. If “bad” is the only defining aspect of the movie, then all you end up with is boredom. Howev…
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The Ballad Of Black Rambo →
One of the biggest qualities one must have when it comes to being a successful rapper is confidence. You can’t be bashful about your hip hop lifestyle. No true rapper gets nervous while talking abo…
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Daniel's Double Feature 3 (Knife in the... →
Knife in the Water (1962) Directed by Roman Polanski Roman Polanski is extremely talented when it comes to what I call “creeping emotions.” His characters slowly, subtly transform into their madnes…
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8 Things To Look Out For At Every Graduation... →
Graduation ceremonies are wonderful events, where you take the theme of leaping forward into the future and drag it out for a painful three hours. Ever since my high school one, six years ago, I’ve…
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Tony and Daniel: Popping Culture 5 (Quentin... →
This week, Tony and Daniel look at the efforts of the coolest guy in cinema. Daniel: Tarantino’s films have covered a ton of genres. What’s one genre that you’d like to see him tackle (can be one t…
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“hey how bout you check your mom privilege”
-Someone awful, today on tumblr
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6 Easy Steps To Internet Rap Stardom! →
Do you want to be a famous rapper? If you’re a white male between the ages of fourteen and twenty-six, the answer is obviously a “Yes!” If you’re anyone else, it’s a maybe. Do you have the talent a…
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Daniel's Car Trouble →
I don’t have to meet a lot of requirements before I start writing. I would hate to feel powerless in the face of wanting to work. To me, inspiration isn’t the magic lightning bolt from the Gods tha…
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7 Morals In The Greatest Dinosaur Movie Ever Made →
Ray Harryhausen was a huge part of my childhood. I didn’t grow up during his heyday, but my young need to see anything that stomped on tiny, screaming people brought his work and I into a collision…
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Daniel's Double Feature 2 (Prophecy/Motel Hell) →
Prophecy (1979) Directed by John Frankenheimer The first thing that stands out about Prophecy is how seriously everything is taken. I guess it’s because special effects have changed and now the mod…
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Percy & The Rug Burn: B.O.N.E.R. Beach Patrol:... →
You enjoy them on 105.5 FM’s The Mix every morning in Nebsville, and now you can enjoy them everywhere you go! That’s right, Percy and The Rug Burn, the B.O.N.E.R. boys themselves, 105.5 FM’s own c…
At a certain point in history, someone had to write the dumbest thing ever. Might as well get it out of the way now.
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Tony and Daniel: Popping Culture 4 (90's Music) →
This week, Tony and Daniel go back in time to an age that everyone on Facebook longs for… the 90’s. Daniel: When you think of 90’s music, what is the first band/artist that comes to mind? Tony: Pea…
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Music Video Film School: "Sexy People" by Arianna... →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk9PfN2Hphw The year is 2017 and the world is devoid of Party. We live in Days of Future Past. Flo Rida was exterminated in a club raid. Ke$ha and Trey Songz have bee…
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The 5 Most Frustrating Things About Using... →
Before jobs became something that only a magical, dying space alien could bestow upon you if he thought you had enough willpower, they were plentiful. We had enough jobs in the world that you could…
