Daniel is funny

“Agent J then sits down to take a closer look at one of these Pitbull videos, hinting that it is indeed the first of the two possibilities. Pitbull’s album title has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. This is no longer the earth that we know. We now live on Planet Pit.”

“The final confrontation is Steve describing to Mills what Brackett’s condition is, until Mills can come and revive him. There’s no hand-to-hand fight on top of the truck, and there’s no countdown to detonation for the neutron bomb. Steve doesn’t get a single speck of dirt or blood on his costume. The end of the movie,Captain America, is Captain America making a fucking 911 call. I’ve never been more dissatisfied with anything in my entire life.”